SPOtastic

Terry Schiavo is not listed on IMDB.com.

Please just get to the bottom of the Denise and Charlie split.

Also - more photos of celebs sans make-up.

thanks.

Some people procrastinate by cleaning, watching tv, making lunch, going shopping, playing video games etc. I procrastinate by watching a crappy movie on purpose. I procrastinated twice this weekend.

First on Saturday with "Against the Ropes" starring Meg Ryan and her horrible midwestern accent.* The Tagline for this movie is - "She gave the boxing world the one-two punch they never saw coming." Well I TOTALLY saw it coming, but still ordered it on demand. When the credits started rolling I punched myself in the face for being an idiot.

Second move at procrastination - "Uptown Girls" starring Brittany Murphy and the love child of Satan and a College Acting professor - Dakota Fanning.** Tagline - "They're about to teach each other how to act their age." Well I was taught something. Before every take, Brittany Murphy either takes a fresh collagen injection, or asks the Key Grip to slap his dick across her face a few times. Actually I think she does both. ***

Oh shit - "The Whole Ten Yards" starts in 5 mintues. (They missed each other. This time their aim is better.)

spo out!

*Note - Midwestern accents are not horrible. Meg Ryan's attempt at the accent is horrible.
**Dakota is a bottle of crazy ready to explode. (while holding a sharp knife and a vile of child sized cocain.)
***You can switch my 'punchlines' for these movies. Meg ryan gets collagen/dick slaps, i punch myself after...you get the point.

It feels like my ear has a mouth. If I blink my eyes just right, my ear closes off, and I start to hear the ocean. The infected ocean. Like the rest of NYC, I have that cold that is 'going around.' I called the doctor yesterday for an appointment. They said to call at 8 in the morning for an 'urgent visit.' I guess yesterday at noon when my throat told me swallowing was off limits, was not urgent. But now that I have woken up with mouth ear, closed throat and droopy eyes, I can call and get that appointment. I hope they don't tell me to call back tomorrow at 7am for a super urgent appointment. I could have a feeding tube by then, and we all know what happens when you get a feeding tube. People start to talk.

You give me hope, then yank it away. You make me giggle, then cry. You are a rude boyfriend Animal Planet!